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Starry☆Sky – Wait, what?

February 13th, 2011 § View Comments § permalink

Ah, Starry (star) Sky. I remember when I first heard that this anime was going to be aired. 12 boys representing each astrological symbol with a singular female protagonist as its center? I don’t see how it could go bad in any way… actually, I thought of a dozen (hah!) ways it could go bad the moment I finished thinking that. But, as always, I maintained an upbeat attitude about it, and a cautious excitement fueled by seeing a Starry (star) Sky exhibit on the top floor of Animate Ikebukuro.

I watched 3 episodes. Then, I went online and read up spoilers. So it turns out, each guy gets two episodes. And they’re all madly in love with the girl, Yahisa Tsukiko. And they’re all the main protagonist of their two-episode runs. And they all get her in the end. (Sorry, only one canon ending allowed!) Now, I don’t know how they’re going to tie it up at the end, but I don’t like where this is going. Also, since they’re limited to two episodes per character, the timeskip between the two is often confusing and disconnected. Of course, the predictions are mostly conjecture, but that’s perfectly within the realm of blogging, hm? (Accurate conjectures, no less. I’m always right.)

More thoughts:

  • Yoh’s dad has prettier hair than his mom.
  • Tsukiko wouldn’t know sexual harassment if it hit her in the face. Oh, wait.
  • STOP it with the “English”.

Is there ANYONE who considers your English to be weak?

Oh, and Happy Valentine’s Day.

Stupid Moments in Anime: Yumeiro Patissiere 11

January 31st, 2011 § View Comments § permalink

Yeah Kashino, why?

DNW: Tantei Opera Milky Holmes

January 28th, 2011 § View Comments § permalink

So the reason for the hiatus: When Misu does not watch anime, Yukifu does not get updated. And I have not been watching anything aside from Jackie Chan Adventures. (I love it.) Oh, but I DID manage to get off of my butt and watch an episode each of Hime Chen! Otogi Chikku Idol Lilpri (whew!) and Tantei Opera Milky Holmes. I say one each because this leads me to my next topic: the “DNW” in the post name.

“DNW” is quite simple: Do Not Watch. I brand both these animes as such, with Lilpri being the more tolerable of the two. (Not by much.) As soon as I finish this post and screencapping for it, off [of my hard drive] they go. Now an online acquaintance of mine who is a professed lolicon (not Shin) informed me that he thought Milky Holmes was good, but I cannot for the life of me see that, aside from the main characters being quite loli in design… and I hope being a -con does not color one’s ability to judge quality. But enough! On to why you should not watch this.

PLEASE make us smarter!

Tantei Opera Milky Holmes is about a group of four girls who are “detectives” who solve and fight crime. In this case “detective” is synonymous with “magical girl”. You thought detectives were mostly the investigative side of justice? Peh, etymology. The main characters are collectively called “Milky Holmes” and they are idolized at their detective school. Yeah, detective school. It IS as ridiculous as it sounds. Like a middle school for aspiring detectives except the term “detectives” is skewed in the anime and plus only people with “toys” can get in. So more like magical girl academy.

In the first episode the Milky Holmes lose their powers, and it becomes pretty obvious that they were only idols due to their… magic, I mean, toy abilities. Though I don’t see how they could have been considered “elite” even with their magical powers, because frankly, all four girls in Milky Holmes are retarded. Perhaps that’s a bit harsh, but they’re clumsy, stupid, and spoiled – every last one of them. I might have considered the anime past an episode if even one of them displayed a shred of intelligence.

Not to mention the Milky Holmes’ threat comes in the form of a “Lady Arsene”, who is incidentally also student council president Henriette and seems to be actually looking out for the four failures. Ooh, what a titillating conflict! Not. So they fail a test for their powers and Henriette is going to “expel them” which means “wait three months”. They get demoted from super luxury dorms to… not so luxury dorms and it is like, soooooo bad or something. Ugh.

Episode 1 in a nutshell? I can do that:
“Hey, these detectives have magical powers and are fighting crime with it!”
Me: What?! No, that’s not what detectives do-
“Ohmygod they lost their powerrrrrs! Look how clumsy and dumb they are without them!”
Me: Wait, that has nothing to do with their powers at all-
“DO YOU SEE HOW CLUMSY AND STUPID THEY ARE?”
Me: I-
“DO YOU? LOOK THEY FELL IN A LAKE! AND THEY FAIL AT THEIR CLASS SUBJECTS! ISN’T IT FUNNY?”
Me: Uh…
“Oh no Henriette is threatening to blow up their beloved picture that is the momento of being trained by an elite detective or something! What ever will they do?!”
Me: Fail?
“THEY FAILED! NO, NOW THEY ARE DEMOTED TO BAD DORMS.”
Me: Oh. Fucking. No. I am beside myself with chagrin.

Winter 2010-2011 Anime Chart

December 10th, 2010 § View Comments § permalink

I wasn’t originally going to post these, but I thought, “Chartfag hasn’t updated in a while”, so I figured I’d share.

Looking forward to Kimi ni Todoke 2, Starry Sky, and Horou Muskou. Everything else is either waaaay to dark for me, or completely “yuck”.

On a side note, I need to update to WordPress 3.0.3, but I am laaaazy. More to come soon.

Valkyria Chronicles, Anime v. Game

November 22nd, 2010 § View Comments § permalink

Hello! So, I haven’t updated in a while, and I want you guys to know I am *not* dead, so I decided to write up a little something on what I have been watching recently.

Ending scene of game credits, I believe. I went through a lot to get this!

If you’re unaware, Valkyria Chronicles (anime) is based off of Valkyria Chronicles (game). I played the latter first, which inspired me to watch the former. (This turn of events was caused by the sudden appearance of a PS3 in my home. It does not belong to me and I have no idea when its owner will take it back.)

I found the story for both the anime and the game rather engrossing. There were differences in storyline execution, and it was mostly a trade-off of which I found most suitable between the two. But anyway, let’s get to the comparisons, shall we?

(In order of relevance, to me.)

1.) Isara’s death.

;_;

Taken away by the anime. To be honest, I found the game’s presentation of it… a little underwhelming. Her death affected me (and the characters) not nearly enough, which is sort of a problem, because it becomes Squad 7′s raison d’etre for the rest of the story. And the circumstances surrounding her death? I can’t honestly remember why they were standing in a courtyard having an excessively ceremonial talk. She needs to be out of the tank to get shot! Suddenly, Imperial soldiers! They shoot one person, and run away. Practically screams “DEATH SCENE”.

Conversely, the anime spends 2 episodes on Isara’s death, and the amount it affects Welkin is dramatically increased. Which makes sense. The reactions of the squad felt significantly more human, and I was gripped for most of it. Alicia plays a large part in bringing Welkin back, which does a plus of elevating her significantly in Welkin’s eyes. Isara coming out of the tank to check on Rosie’s wound also seems much more sensible.

2.) Alicia’s role.

d'awwwwww

Believe it or not, Alicia’s role was expanded in the anime compared to the game. I suppose main character’s love interest and all. The affection that she and Welkin grow for each other is a lot more bumpy, what with the addition of one Faldio, and her eventual transfer into the army. This, of course, makes for a great raison d’etre for Welkin, but I think less so for the other squad members.

The rut Alicia enters after becoming a Valkyria, and her salvation by Welkin’s love were both fantastic. I didn’t particularly like her transfer into the army though, or the DBZ battle she had with Selvaria.

3.) Faldio Landzaat.

Poor guy.

Faldio’s involvement was much more pronounced in the anime, which I felt was a mixed bag. His proclamation of affection for Alicia put pressure on Welkin, which I felt didn’t make terribly much sense as it hadn’t been clearly shown that Welkin had feelings for Alicia to begin with. Welkin’s rut as a result was also a bit of a face-puller. I was, however, much impressed with the anime’s take on Faldio’s reason for awakening Alicia’s Valkyrur powers. An act of desperation born from losing his entire squad is definitely more vindicating than a calculated decision to snipe her.

An overall impression is heavily affected by the final act, though. I felt that Faldio’s heroic “I’m taking Maximillian down with me” was much better than taking out a few enemies with a grenade. Plus, Maximillian throwing himself backward down that hole just doesn’t make as much sense anyway.

4.) Maximillian

Just sliiiiightly nutso.

His anime interpretation was… much less flattering. Why bother with fleeting flashbacks of the injustices of his youth with he does so many things that we won’t sympathize with him anyway? Bit of a flop there. Presenting Alicia tied up to Welkin didn’t make sense at all. It’s like the only purpose of that scene was to say, “Hey, I’ve got your girl! Come get me!” (Oh, I see.)

While the game doesn’t conversely portray him as a tragic hero, he is a bit more mysterious and his character is more open to interpretation.

5.) Gallian Military incompetence

In the game, General Damon was presented as merely a “higher officer”, not the “highest officer”. Which really is much more realistic, because there’s no other way the Gallian military could have survived so long. With Damon as supreme commander of forces in the anime, you wonder how the army managed to get anything done.

6.) Selvaria Bles

Oh god, whose breasts LOOK like THAT?

I prefer the portrayal of Selvaria’s kindness in the game over the anime. In the anime, she has two instances: taking Karl Oswald under her wing, and sharing bread with fellow orphan Alicia. However, her insistence in making sure that Squad 7 was a safe distance away before initiating self-destruct feels like it has more impact.

Also, Selvaria’s proportions and physical ability make very little sense in the anime.

That's, um, oh my.

7.) Rosie

Rosie is definitely more reasonable in the game. Her relinquishment of bigotry is sensibly gradual, rather than in the anime where she stubbornly says “I can’t change overnight” despite witnessing the wanton massacre of lots of Darcsens.

8.) Radi Jaeger

Not sure how I feel. On one side, Jaeger actually does something in the game, where you fight him on two occasions. In the anime, he sees practically no combat action, serving mostly as a foil to Maximillian and Gregor. (And quite a foil at that!)

I feel like I got the full experience of Valkyria Chronicles because I played both the game and watched the anime. I’m not sure how good your experience will be if you do only one, but I’m going take a leap of faith and recommend either or. If you can do both, I think you’ll enjoy Valkyria as much as I did, but not everyone has a PS3. ;)